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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wanted Ad

This is the wanted ad that I wrote for my dear sweet sister-in-law, who needs to find herself a good man before she drives us all insane.

DWF seeks single, unattached man between 26 and 35 years of age. Must be well educated earning a handsome salary. Applicant should be reliable, honest and have integrity. Should also possess a great sense of humor and have the ability to understand the language of sarcasm. Must love children even if they are not his own. He must also be sexy as hell, blue eyes and dimples are a plus. If you need your hand held to get through the day, go back to your mommy. Porn lookers and those with beer bellies need not apply.

Ok so it's just something that I wrote for fun, hopefully she won't be too mad at me. Who am I kidding she loves me.