Thursday, September 25, 2008

My Rough Life on the Road, the truth by James

So my wife has been hogging the blog space and I thought it is time to defend myself. To start off....

This is a homework conversation we had tonight:

Me: Is everyone's homework done?
Family: Complete Silence
Me: Tyler?
Yes
Me: Kayla?
Yes
Me: Sierra?
Yes
Me: Brooke?
Yes
Me: Sandi?
Go to hell you ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since I have been traveling quite a bit, I thought I should clarify how rough my life on the road is. Click on the underlined words to see what I mean. I will give you a little peak at my most recent trip last week in Denver at a trade conference SPE. At night I would drag myself to largest DUMP in Denver. During the day I would drag clients to lunch and dinner at the following fast food establishments: (click to see) McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burger King, and Dairy Queen.

So yes dear I live a rough life. I am not sure what I am going to do in England next week and Canada the week after.

So honey to clarify, I do live a rough life. I was not sure how to handle the nightly turn down service and the fresh homemade chocolate on my pillow at night. Just think if you were done with school you could have gone.

Love Ya------James

2 comments:

*Lissa* said...

Just like a man to rub it in! I say you owe your wife a nice, relaxing, vacation when you get back state-side! ;o)

Tina Liverman said...

Wow James, sounds like all you do is eat!