All About James...

through his kids eyes. I turned the table on him and did the same interview with the kids. The answers they gave for him were as funny as the ones for me.

1. What is something dad always says?

T: Do your jobs

K: Fold laundry

S: Go to bed and stop fighting

B: Let's go to Taco Bell

2. What makes dad happy?

T: When he is not so stressed

K: When the house is clean

S: When we get our jobs done and we don't fight

B: When we do what he says

3. What makes dad mad?

T: When he is stressed about work or when his computer isn't working

K: When we don't get our jobs done

S: When we don't do what he says

B: When we don't do what he says

4. How does dad make you laugh?

T: When he says funny things about people, mostly about mom

K: When he makes fun of mom

S: By teasing mom

B: When he says funny jokes about mom

5. What do you think your dad was like as a child?

T: I don't know, he doesn't talk about his childhood alot

K: A bully! He pinched the end of his cousins nose once and turned it purple. He also got beaten with a wooden spoon.

S: I heard he had a girlfriend in the third grade. He was hit by his mom with a wooden spoon. His mom went through a lot of wooden spoons.

B: He was nice

6. How tall is your dad?

T: 5'7"

K: 5'10"

S: Taller than mom

B: I have no idea

7. What is his favorite thing to do?

T: Get on his computer

K: Go fishing

S: Watch TV in the "man cave"

B: Sleep

8.What does your dad do when you're not around?

T: On his computer, watching TV, or working

K: Watch TV, play his PSP, & update his Facebook

S: Watch TV in the "man cave" or sleep

B: Work on his computer

9. If your dad becomes famous, what would it be for?

T: Technology

K: Most money spent on iTunes

S: Taking the longest hike

B: How long it takes to get home from work

10. What is your dad really good at?

T: Fixing most things

K: Fishing...he caught a fish once

S: Fixing things...that is kinda a lie, oh well!

B: Doing stuff on his computer

11. What is your dad not very good at?

T: Spelling

K: Putting stuff back together, he always forgets stuff...like that time that he tried to fix grandma's mixer and he forgot to unplug it and it went "POOF" so he had to buy her a new one.

S: Singing...when he is at church he does fine, but when he is in his garage singing with his iPod it is not a pretty sight.

B: Putting stuff back together...he always has extra parts

12. What does your dad do for his job?

T: He's a manager for GE

K: He's a manager for GE & sells oil tools

S: I think he is a sales manager

B: He works at GE

13. What is your dad's favorite food?

T: Steak

K: Mahi Mahi

S: Steak

B: Oranges

14. What makes you proud of your dad?

T: He works hard to get us our food and stuff

K: He always works really hard

S: He works hard

B: He works very hard

15. If your dad were on TV, who would he be?

T: Probably an actor

K: Jimmy Neutron, because he likes working in his garage all the time

S: Robin Williams, because he is really funny

B: Sponge Bob, because he says "I'm ready, I'm ready for a promotion"

16. What do you and your dad do together?

T: Work on things around the house

K: We go out to lunch

S: Sometimes we go to Home Depot

B: Watch TV

17. How are you and your dad the same?

T: We both like paintballing

K: We both have blonde hair and blue eyes

S: We both have glasses

B: We both have straight, blonde hair and blue eyes

18. How are you and your dad different?

T: I like acting and singing and he likes sports more

K: He is a boy and I am a girl

S: He is taller

B: He has glasses and I don't

19. How do you know your dad loves you?

T: He tells me and I just know

K: He always works really hard to get us what we want and need

S: Because he says he loves me

B: He buys us stuff that we want, like a puppy

20. Where is your dad's favorite place to go?

T: the "man cave" to watch TV

K: Home Depot

S: He is always wanting to go to Menards and Home Depot

B: Taco Bell